I have an ear infection that has been jumping from ear to ear like my head is a trampouline. I haven't gone to get any antibiotics for this infection because of the blood tests I just had done coupled with the fact that I am a lazy bampot.

I've noticed that I have turned into one of those women who I used to cringe at everytime they walked by. I am a stick-out-the-chest kind of woman now. Anywhere I walk, be it downtown Montreal, around the metro, or around my house, I inevitably am sticking out my chest as if my tits are the beacons of light which are guiding me from point A to point B. It could be because of my newfound weightloss (my weight is steadily but ever so damn slowly decreasing) or it could be because maybe I finally realize I'm one hot, sexy woman.

I've gained oodles of patience concerning my hair, but have lost all patience regarding my make-up. I am sort of trying new hair styles, much to my amazement considering I am an avid pony-tail lover. I've started to refrain from overly painting my face and am now sticking to a more subtle and subdued make-up look which, for the moment, seems to be working.

I've still maintained a klutzy aura around me which has begun to permeate the aura surrounding total strangers. Huh? My clumsiness is infectious. I've noticed several mishaps that have occurred in my general vicinity, not caused by myself, but extremely hilarious nonetheless. Like the one time a guy tripped up the stairs right behind me, somehow snagged my sandal, and almost knocked me up the stairs in the process. Very funny. Or the time I was ordering a bagel and cream cheese from my beloved Tim Horton's only to witness a waitress being attacked by the ice cappuccino machine. Or the time I was sitting at my desk watching a guy with a telescope spy on my colleagues and myself and one of my colleagues accidentally dropped a potted plant on the nice carpet. Oops!

I've been daydreaming more of far away places and romantic, charming people who I wish to meet. I really hope that they're not all daydreams and that they will become reality soon.

Well, I have 2 minutes before I leave work so this will have to be semi-short. Also, spellcheck was not done so if there are any typos or spelling errors then you will just have to have your eyes adjusted because I'm perfect. Tough.